Note to Diners.

That thing you do with the pen across the Visa slip, you know, the one where you try to hide the tip amount until you have left? It pisses me off. Be a strong person, turn the slip over. I don't care what you tipped until after you have left, and then I only care for the sake of assessing my perfromance as a professional. The pen thing makes me look, something I wouldn't do unless you did the pen thing. I am trying to stop the cycle. Enough with the pen.