Tripod.

The plunger was a good idea. In fact, I have subsequently bought two more. I have no chair and no desk, hell I have no furniture. This is all fine with me, and Papi has offered as much as I need. Seeing as how I'll be leaving soon it seems silly to move anything in here. The inspiration for the plungers was pirating wi-fi. The strongest signal comes in at the end of the apartment in the bathroom. Toilet seats are seats, and I found myself typing there for the past two days. Admiring my new plunger, I realized that it came to a perfect height for a laptop stand. I bought two more, and now I have one tripod. It is stable in a wobbly but anchored way, and most importantly, it is beyond 'functional,' it is 'highly functional.'